Tiny Dragons That Take Care of Your Gaming Dice
[SCREAMS] I WANT THEM
I couldn’t resist reblogging; NO REGRETS
*incomprehensible noises at a pitch Matt Bellamy can only hit on a good day*
Pyro would like these…
//I want one of these! Maybe they’ll bring good luck to my die rolls.
Only times I ever truly play top lane is when I can take Nasus, farm it out and end up pushing down their top lane all the way to enemy Nexus turrets to get my team to win.
They knew my strat and I stuck with it. My two kills were both times against Trundle a 1v1 situation and another when I drew him out to a lane gank with the help of Zed. Other than that, the rest of the work done was by my team.
The blue bricked names are my team comments at end game, and the red bricked names are enemy comments at end game.
Needless to say the Trundle wasn’t too happy that my Zed made skillful ganks and pressured him while Shyvanna came top twice but couldn’t really gank me as much of the time I had a ward up or I had enemy minions pushed out from turret and was able to run to the safety of my turret.
Shyv did her best and knowing it was inevitable to gank me on top lane because I could get away easily and out sustain Trundle without the use of Lifesteal items.
Yeah I run 6% life steal quints on Nasus, this combined with his passive is quite a lot easily. That and defensive mastery that increases his healing when below 25% health from max health works well.
Yeah I rushed frozen heart to deal with trundles auto attacks as well as his damage as he tried to rush a BoTRK first to deal with my health but didn’t work out well. I managed to Q farm and harass him back easily.
Can we please just all take a moment and think about how snails are the cUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOLY SHIT.
march of the noot noots
I had pet snails for five years and I love them to dEATH
If I ever had an animal that lived quietly in a tank, it’d be a snail. An ARMY of snails. Pretty ones.
A Snails Life
Ellen doing what we all would if we were Oscar hosts
I may be a guy but ELLEN is by far one of the BEST HUMANS I have ever known.
She’s open, accepting and just ordered a ton of people fucking pizza!
She finally got her pizza.
she looks so satisfied
that look of she’s madly in love with whoever ordered them all pizza.
When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
//HOLY SHIT I lost it at that last comment
Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time
How does it feel being the new Pokémon Champion? ⊟
16 days, 7 hours, 45 minutes, and 33 seconds later, it’s finally over.. There’s a lot of fanart commemorating the end of Twitch Plays Pokémon, but this one from Kiyokon is my favorite.